Other Humor

Picture Time!

So, an awesome friend of mine, Wren152, has come up with an artistic creation.  At her request, I gave her an idea for something to draw, and this wonderful masterpiece is what she came up with!  I’m not going to bother explaining what I told her, because I’m pretty sure you can figure it out very easily.


If you’d like to see it in it’s enlarged state, click the image.

Am I just retarded?

I hope at SOME point, this shit happens to someone else.

So, we buy milk by the gallon here at my house. And as I went to eat some tasty pop tarts, I discovered that the milk gallon I was going to open to pour myself some dipping-milk was smashed in… basically the top of the milk was caved in. So, the milk, not having been opened, remained in tact, and I decided to try to pull the top out to make it upright.

Anyway, as I’m pulling, the top just popped off, and I got milk all over myself. My face, my hands… my hair. Why the hell did I get milk in my hair? I have no clue. But let me just say…

Those were some fucking DELICIOUS pop tarts.